Only in Vegas

Last weekend I took a quick trip to Vegas to see Mates of State. Good show. Dainon and I were there for a total of 12 hours...which is the perfect amount of time in my opinion. Spending more than a half hour on the strip can make you a little bit physically ill. 

It was a marathon trip...exhausting...but nice. As a result, on the 5 am drive home, I fell asleep in an awkward, mouth-open, car-sleeping position and was soon dreaming...

We were still in Vegas perusing through the casino mall when we happened upon a kiosk advertising Body Replacements. Turns out, for a small price...you can be decapitated and have your head placed on an entirely new body. There was a crowd assembled to watch the modification process, which believe it or not, proved to be disturbing. Especially when a full-faced elderly woman opted to have her wrinkled, toothless, old-lady head welded onto a cryogenically frozen Playboy Bunny body.

(Sigh)...only in Vegas.